Effective Date: 7 December 2025
Website: absurdarmour.uk
Contact: [email protected]
Shipping & Processing Policy
All orders are processed once payment has been confirmed through Stripe. Stripe typically takes between 3–5 business days to release funds, after which production and shipping begin.
Once your order is placed with our supplier, delivery usually takes around 7 days. Please allow 9–11 days in total from purchase to delivery.
We appreciate your understanding while payments are verified and products are made to order. If you have any questions about your order status, feel free to reach out through our contact page.
Privacy Policy
We take your privacy seriously. Information you provide is used to process and deliver your order, as well as to keep you updated about your purchase.
We may use your email address to send order confirmations, shipping updates, and customer service replies.
We do not sell or share your details with third parties outside of order fulfilment.
Our website is hosted by Big Cartel, which may collect information through cookies, web beacons, or similar technologies to operate the site.
We do not use additional third-party analytics or tracking tools beyond what Big Cartel provides.
No customer accounts are stored on our site.
You have the right to request access to or deletion of your data. To do so, please email us.
Terms & Conditions
By visiting our website or making a purchase, you accept these terms.
Products are available for shipping within the UK only.
All prices are shown in GBP.
Payment can be made with most major debit or credit cards. We do not accept PayPal or Klarna.
We may adjust product details, prices, or terms at any time without prior notice.
Winter Collection – Delivery Notice
Due to increased seasonal demand and potential delays with print-on-demand suppliers and couriers, we cannot guarantee delivery in time for Christmas. Please order early to avoid disappointment.
Returns & Refunds
Because all Absurd Armour products are made-to-order through independent print-on-demand companies, we do not accept returns or refunds if you simply change your mind or no longer want the item.
We only offer a return or refund if an item arrives with a clear manufacturing issue, such as rips, stains, or misprints.
To request a return or refund:
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Email us at [email protected] with your order number and details of the issue.
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Attach clear photo evidence showing the problem.
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We will review your request and decide if it qualifies for a return or refund.
If your request is approved, we will process a refund to your original payment method.
We cannot guarantee refunds or returns without clear photographic proof of the fault.